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GameWeek 10 (MID GAME REPORT)

After years of SabbaghCo's trust in Gabriel Agbonlahor, the latter finally proved his worth by netting while he is on Sabbaghs team. While this weeks fools of Ka2s Al Ko2oos traded in their Rooney's and Torres's for Saha for some reason, Sabbagh and Majali's experience and Qara9ineh sailing skills lead them to instinctively add Bent to their teams.

Hector forgot to replace Rooney as captain!

GameDay 10 Continues....

The Archington Post

3abed

Team Duals

Not only does Nakamura join our league uninvited, but decides to bring his friends with him. BD A.K.A Big Dawg is an amateur manager waisting no time making a fool of himself early in his career.

Nakamura vows for BD saying "BD might be new, but he brings a new meaning to the word football." When BD was asked about Tajs comment, he said "Yes I call it soccer."

This weeks top four and mid table managers are all on each others asses with slight differences in points and formations. The Archington post predicts a slaughter house in mid table tonight and tomorrow and Nakamura will be placed on the end of mid table in deep fears of the relegation zone after the clashes.... BD will still be in last place.

Let the games begin bitches...

The Archington Post

Tareg

LEWDUS Update #1

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Hector pummels Hashem and takes back Helen

(Picture taken during final stages of extra time)



An unexpected blow to SabbaghCo and his crew of unworthy minions by Hector and his Trojans last night. Hector slapped the smile off of Hashems face, by regaining the lead in Week 9's match up and gave him something to think about over the weekend.

Hashem was spotted in downtown Archington earlier, when media asked him about the ass whooping he recieved, he looked straight into a reporters camera and said "This is just the begging...(Thinks) Banging.... (clears throat) baginning, fucker!".

The Archinton Post

Tareg

Walcott Injured... Yazan to use wild card??

In past articles, Archington Post reporter Tareg, expressed his doubt of Yazan Gerrards team. Walcott is now injured and that will probably be Yazans only transfer this week, still left with a lousy set of midfielders (excluding Lampard) will yazan be forced to use his wild card now before its too late?

The Archington Post

3abed

The Tough Stay Tough

Word has reached the Archington Post from a legitimate source, that FC Bayerns German Taj Nakamura is interested in a move to "Ka2s Al Ko2oos".

The source also revealed that Nakamura is in doubt of the move, only because he fears he will be humiliated by this leagues unforgiving opposition! Taj is quoted saying "I will only join the league if I'm in the top 3 spot when my team joins!" Little does Nakamura know that if he decides to make the move, he will be cushioned in 7th place only 4 points above Yazan Gerrard and Nimrod The Nomad and sets him 10 points away from the safe play of Majed.

Taj thought that because he was once ninth place in the world in Champions League fantasy for a week (before he plummeted faster than a speedometer after you hit the breaks) that he can compete with the mad men in this cup. Seeing that his progress in "Soccer Not Football" league is poorly situated in 25th place, we here at Archington post believe that a Nakamura move to "Ka2s Al Ko2oos" would be "kamikaze" on his behalf, but unlike military aviators from the Empire Of Japan in WWII, the only victim of the kamikaze wil be himself.

Be sure to answer the recent poll on Nakamura...
The Archington Post

Tareg

GameWeek 9 (NEWS REPORT)

Little has changed in this weeks battle for supremacy among the Jordanian tacticians.

Unfortunatly, no manager "managed" to get anything this week. In the top four spots:

SabbaghCo regained possession this week, leaving Hector and his assistants baffled and rolling in mud. While Sabbagh enjoys his 7 nights on the throne, Bayern needs to rethink his strategy or else first place will be nothing but a memory to him and his staff, their failure to notice the lack of depth in their formation has caused "first place" to become nothing but a lost memory.

Maze's recent remarks towards Yazan Gerrard's "unlawful" tactics have stirred up the media, Maze Says "Yazan's connection to underage boys is causing the downfall of his team! "Who plays Theo Walcott and Marouane Fellaini, when they have enough money to buy the likes of Fabregas, Rooney and Bent??" While Maze remains in last weeks spot, Majed tailgates and takes a stab at 4th or even 3rd place.

While the newcomer RI seems to be enjoying his place in the relegation zone, MasterClass Tactition Qor9an Al Majali, sails through the ranks and takes giant leaps towards the top. It seems his board has pulled out of any financial setbacks they had in pre-season. Yazan, YAzan and Nimrod's fears of the realegation zone are becoming reality. Eventhogh Nimrod dominated this weeks clashes by one point, the past two weeks clashes with Gunners resulted in 7 wounded and one dead on Nimrods team, Nimrod is still suffering so Nimrod's stay at the Relegation Hotel will be extended and up the cost to $2100 at the rate of $150 per night, will he be extending his stay?

Until Next Week...

The Archington Post
Tareg